FRONT THE FACTS OF BEING OVER 70
INSIDE:Q: WHERE CAN SINGLES OVER THE AGE OF 70 FIND YOUNGER PEOPLE WHO ARE INTERESTED IN THEM?
A: TRY A BOOKSTORE UNDER FICTION.
Q: HOW CAN YOU AVOID THE TERRIBLE CURSE OF ELDERLY WRINKLES?
A: TAKE OFF YOUR GLASSES.
Q: WHY SHOULD 70-YEAR-OLDS USE A VALET?
A: VALETS DON’T FORGET WHERE THEY PARK YOUR CAR.
Q: IS IT COMMON FOR 70-YEAR-OLDS TO HAVE A PROBLEM WITH SHORT-TERM MEMORY STORAGE?
A: STORING MEMORY IS NOT AN ISSUE. RETRIEVING IT IS THE PROBLEM.
Q: AS PEOPLE AGE DO THEY SLEEP MORE SOUNDLY?
A: YES USUALLY WITH AFTERNOON NAPPING.
Q: WHERE SHOULD 70-YEAR-OLDS LOOK FOR THEIR EYEGLASSES?
A: ON THEIR FOREHEADS.
Q: WHAT IS THE MOST COMMON REMARK MADE BY 70-YEAR-OLDS WHEN THEY ENTER ANTIQUE STORES?
A: “OMG I REMEMBER HAVING THESE!”
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
INSIDE:Q: WHERE CAN SINGLES OVER THE AGE OF 70 FIND YOUNGER PEOPLE WHO ARE INTERESTED IN THEM?
A: TRY A BOOKSTORE UNDER FICTION.
Q: HOW CAN YOU AVOID THE TERRIBLE CURSE OF ELDERLY WRINKLES?
A: TAKE OFF YOUR GLASSES.
Q: WHY SHOULD 70-YEAR-OLDS USE A VALET?
A: VALETS DON’T FORGET WHERE THEY PARK YOUR CAR.
Q: IS IT COMMON FOR 70-YEAR-OLDS TO HAVE A PROBLEM WITH SHORT-TERM MEMORY STORAGE?
A: STORING MEMORY IS NOT AN ISSUE. RETRIEVING IT IS THE PROBLEM.
Q: AS PEOPLE AGE DO THEY SLEEP MORE SOUNDLY?
A: YES USUALLY WITH AFTERNOON NAPPING.
Q: WHERE SHOULD 70-YEAR-OLDS LOOK FOR THEIR EYEGLASSES?
A: ON THEIR FOREHEADS.
Q: WHAT IS THE MOST COMMON REMARK MADE BY 70-YEAR-OLDS WHEN THEY ENTER ANTIQUE STORES?
A: “OMG I REMEMBER HAVING THESE!”
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!